Saturday, December 24, 2005

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas from Gallitown.
I hope you all have a great Christmas and a Happy New Year.
We are heading to Mexico for New Years and will have lots of pictures to post when we return.
Love Big B, Lil C, The Duke and Bear

Monday, December 19, 2005

How to Shower

How To Shower Like a Woman:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passionfruit.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower and stand on bathmat.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Be sure to leave skidmark on bedspread.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ***.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bathmat.
Dry off forearms and butt only.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Shake it to watch water fly off.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

If there is anyone among you who did
not laugh at the truth behind this, there
is something so very wrong with you.
Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!

Thursday, December 15, 2005

I'm Baaaaaa-aaaack

Well folks... I knew it wouldn't take long. I have finally regained my title as "Queen of Catan"! The boys again tried to sabotage me, but they were unsuccessful. I just thought you all should know that. Brian, Ben, and Brett all lost to a girl, ME, at Settlers of Catan, AGAIN!

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Reality TV

Well, as most of you know the main reality shows are coming to an end. Congrats to Dani for Winning Survivor Guatemala









Now who is going to win Amazing Race tonight? I am thinking the Bransens!!!






And The Apprentice? I think Randell is going to win. Go Randell !

Thursday, December 08, 2005

23 Sleeps...

No, I am not crazy, I know it isn't 23 sleeps until Christmas. It is 23 sleeps until we go to Mexico!
Well actually 22 sleeps, 'cause we leave really early in the morning on Friday. Anyway, I had mentioned before that I would post about our trip, so here goes...
We are going to the Mayan Riviera for a week. We will be staying at the Club El Mandarin Resort. We are going with Bob, Fran, Sue & Steve. I have never been anywhere like this before, so I am sooooo excited. I can hear the beach calling my name already.

Monday, December 05, 2005

National Anthem

On Saturday night the Temple band got to play the national anthem at the Oiler game. It was awesome. We went super early for a sound check and watched as the players arrived. When Ryan Smyth came in Bruce got him to pose for a picture with Megan. He was really nice and pretty cool about it. We watched as the Bruins came in and watched as they came on and off the ice for the pre game warmup. Matt Fenton (One of the young one's that were there) gave all the Bruins five and wished them luck as they came off the ice. They were all really cool. Nice to see. Our dressing room was right beside the fanboni parking so we took pictures on that. To top things off I sat in Chrissys bosses seats which were the beast seats I have ever sat in (Row 10, center ice, seats 1&2). The only thing that sucked was the Oil gave up a 3 goal lead but we managed to still get a point.
Big B









Friday, December 02, 2005

Pink Bag

So I was waiting for Brian after work today, and I was getting a little frustrated 'cause he was really late, and we had an eye appointment. But as soon as I saw him, I knew what he was up to. He had bought me this big pink bag. It is great. It even has wheels and a pull handle thingy. He bought it for all of my stuff for our upcoming trip. You probably can't tell from this picture, but it is a pretty big bag. How big you ask... well check out these next pictures. I am INSIDE the bag! How cool is that? I have the best husband ever. A big bag for all of my stuff, and it is PINK!

Lawn Decorations


Now this is how to decorate a lawn at Christmas time Alberta sytle!!!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

Chrissy lost Settlers...I repeat...Chrissy lost Settlers.
There were three Settlements and Chrissy's was the smallest...
First Place: Rico
Second Place: Big B
Last Place: Christine Anne Gallimore
FINALLY!!!

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Happy Birthday!!!

Well apparently 9 months before November 28th was a good day, because I know 4 people who were born on Nov.28!
Happy Birthday to...
FRAN (Ma)
JASON
KIM
and BETHANY!!!

We hope you all have a wonderful Birthday!

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


Went and saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire on Friday. It was awesome. I am pumped for the 5th movie now which has already started filming. This one was really funny. Ron is hilarious! There are a few weird parts and some parts that aren't explained really well, but over all the movie is perfect. I totally recommend it!
Big B

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Shoes

We keep all of our shoes in the front hall closet, well... we did keep all of our shoes in the front hall closet until one day this week when Bri snapped! You see it was quite a chore every morning to dig through the pile of shoes in the closet until you found the ones you were looking for. So we pulled them all out, I had no idea how many shoes we have! Anyway, here is a picture of some of our shoe collection.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Calgary

We went to Calgary this past weekend. It was nice to be away. We stayed with Sue and Steve, and our nephew, Howie. Here are some pics from the weekend...

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

a Big B update

Hi all,
I know we haven't posted in a while, been busy, so here are some updates



Big B's First day at Economical Insurance Group








The Duke's relaxin'









Bear just chillin'







Our Godson Jonah, happy as ever










Fuel's going well






So as you can see, everything's going well. Lil C's doing pretty good too!
Big B

Monday, October 31, 2005

Halloween Galli Style

We decorated the house for halloween.
The kids in the neighborhood love it.
Here are a few shots of Gallitown.

Costumes

Phoenix gets right into halloween. Here are some of the costumes from the office today...